But considering what happens to/between them in the Downfall, Child, and Adult timelines and that PMS tends to cling to me like a god-dang freaking leech… Yeah…
No wonder I have a fourth timeline where Ganondorf’s not an incarnation of Demise’s hate and they live happily ever-freaking-after. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
BLESS OUR PATH THAT TONIGHT WE FIND THE WILL TO BREAK THESE CHAINS AND RIDE!
Take 1! (‘cuz it’s too fun to do only once!)
… SOLDIER! >:C
… 5?! lololol
5 again? XD
Pyro again! XD
Ooo, Demoman! ;)
… Dang it, Heavy!
Spy…? I’m my own best friend… *forever alone*
I’M MY OWN LOVER TOO WHAT
Engineer cockblocks me from myself… I Think he has a thing for spy!me… XD
Twins! … Somehow… O__o
SOLDIER, YOU MAGGOTS!
Engineer… I KNEW IT
Scout again… XD
And yet we still have twins.
I LOVE ZIS SNIPER!
… BUT SOMETIMES HE TOUCHES SASHA!!! (NO NOOKIE FOR YOU TONIGHT!) D8<
… Scout… Well… There was this weird time traveling incident with noodles and me trying to steal my own spaghetti…
Spy, that sneaky bastard!
Heavy doesn’t like him, though, ‘cuz he touched his gun once.
… HOW DO I KEEP KISSING MYSELF?!
Heeeeaaavyyyy… :D (I even ship them, lolz)
DANG IT, SOLDIER
Spy…! ;D (I also ship them too, rofl)
… I cockblock myself… XD
… Last one!
Soldier! (if it were spy again then so help me…)
Soldier, huh? lol
Demoman’s jellin’. ò 3ó
100 AGAIN?! DAAAAANG
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